I hate people that breathe heavily. I can hear you breathing. That is not good. I hate when people tape things to walls. If you're not gonna properly frame it, then it's probably not wall-worthy. I hate handicap parking spots. Why do you get to park so close? I hate fruit on the bottom of yogurt. Mix that shit up. I hate it when I tell people I don't watch 30 Rock and then they're like 'oh my God, I can't believe that, it's the best show ever'. I hate the guy that sneaks a beach ball into a concert. Really, a beach ball? Ugh. Good call, faggot. I hate it when people hold their ears when an ambulance goes by. Its a siren. Deal with it, you pussy. I hate that there's more than one show about things that are made out of cake. …Its cake. I hate that sometimes people laugh when I tell them how good looking I think I am. I hate when there are nuts in my chocolate chip cookies. You don't need to healthy-up my dessert.